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The Unfortunate and Funny Times of Jo Random Guy

Sun Aug 2, 2009, 6:03 PM
never really submit much and i just use this account to fav stuff but i thought id start writing journals on the random and unfortuante crap that seems to happen to me all the time.

well here shte summary for last week:

1. girlfriend comes back, this is good. her leaving a safety pin from her too large jeans which gives me an involuntary, very "personal" piercing, not so fun.

2. at the gym i was leaving and pulling on my pants a bit (guys know how it is, pants stick sometime) and i spot an old woman through the gym window, mid pull and i swear she gives me this rude look and winks at me. fantastic. :(

3. wake up thinking im blind (not too awake in the mornings) but it appears my GF's pants are on my head. (she left theese behind also) remove pants. still cant see out of one eye and it kinda hurts, turns out i have her big sticker from the convention we went to stuck to my eye lol. this added to the fact my flat mate had come to wake me up made sure i wont live that down in a while lol

4. had a dream i was fighting someone. on the floor of my room with a blood nose. alas the dream perpetrator had escaped.

stay tuned, more unfortunate events to follow.

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Dirt Room
  • Reading: Midnight Falcon
  • Watching: Naruto Shippuuden (shameless i know)
  • Playing: Raiden II (retro to the max)
  • Eating: Shepherds Pie
  • Drinking: Deep Spring Mango (mmmm)

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